I got an email about a nanosecond ago. This is the subject line
Caught!!!!
The email is from my mom, and included no text, just a link to this story.
An anti-gay California state senator was placed under arrest for drunk driving after leaving a gay bar. A male passenger was in the vehicle along with the lawmaker was not arrested, reported Sacramento CBS affiliate Channel 13.
State Sen. Roy Ashburn was pulled over by the California Highway Patrol at about 2:00 a.m. on March 3 when his state-issued vehicle was observed being driven erratically. The driver, identified as Ashburn, was taken in and charged for driving under the influence. Channel 13 reported that unidentified sources said the senator had been at Faces, a popular gay nightspot, prior to his arrest.
You can read the whole story here.
I’m not surprised.
At all.
I don’t know why the title of this post made me laugh so hard, but it did. It popped up in my reader and I just started cackling. Maybe it’s the prescription cold medicine? I’m just imagining your mom (I have a picture in my head, I don’t know where it came from, but it includes hair like Meryl Streep’s in The Devil Wears Prada and a fur stole) banging away at her keyboard, laughing her ass off in excitement.
(Meryl Streep’s HAIR, I meant.)
Jess….you know where I am from. You know
that the senator from the great state of _____ has consistantly pushed in the US Senate against gay marriage. I don’t KNOW for sure, but I have heard rumors for years that he , too, fights his natural sexual urges. Mr. Shakespeare again has it right. ” I think thou dost protest too much.”