My friend Jeff Rago and I at the Zune Lounge.
“It’s this big!”
Seriously, the bass was this freaking big.
LOL!! You’re killing me…too funny.
the hair on your chin? it’s this long.
Must be talking about a fishing trip, ha.
It’s all complete bullshit! But you *are* gorgeous!
“I love you but hate the behavior.” As said by your decorator who’s staging a Promises rehab stint for you.
5 dollar foot loooong!
Trust me. I saw this in a Bruce Lee movie.
“No Jessica! If you want the hair you must fluff *before* you flatiron. But only *after* you blow dry. Like this. Big long wide strokes…”
Jeff: It’s this big. Jess: Hmmm. I don’t think so.
Jeff: … and this is how big a double entendre is. Dude by window (thinking): THAT looks like a triple. Jessica: …
Please note: As a dude, I fully realize I’m on shaky footing here. I hesitate to put words in a woman’s mouth – or photograph – where a double entendre is concerned. (See, that doesn’t even sound good.)
“So I was this close to meeting George Clooney but then the security caught up with me….he really does have a nice house.”
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