Jeff: … and this is how big a double entendre is.
Dude by window (thinking): THAT looks like a triple.
Jessica: …
Please note: As a dude, I fully realize I’m on shaky footing here. I hesitate to put words in a woman’s mouth – or photograph – where a double entendre is concerned. (See, that doesn’t even sound good.)
“It’s this big!”
Seriously, the bass was this freaking big.
LOL!! You’re killing me…too funny.
the hair on your chin? it’s this long.
Must be talking about a fishing trip, ha.
It’s all complete bullshit! But you *are* gorgeous!
“I love you but hate the behavior.” As said by your decorator who’s staging a Promises rehab stint for you.
5 dollar foot loooong!
Trust me. I saw this in a Bruce Lee movie.
“No Jessica! If you want the hair you must fluff *before* you flatiron. But only *after* you blow dry. Like this. Big long wide strokes…”
Jeff: It’s this big.
Jess: Hmmm. I don’t think so.
Jeff: … and this is how big a double entendre is.
Dude by window (thinking): THAT looks like a triple.
Jessica: …
Please note: As a dude, I fully realize I’m on shaky footing here. I hesitate to put words in a woman’s mouth – or photograph – where a double entendre is concerned. (See, that doesn’t even sound good.)
“So I was this close to meeting George Clooney but then the security caught up with me….he really does have a nice house.”