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What would you do with an army of minions who would do whatever you tell them?

Heh. Laundry, and maybe dusting too.

I know it’s shallow, but I’m okay with that. I would live in the world’s cleanest house. My floorboards would gleam, and I wouldn’t have to bring my laundry upstairs again, ever.

I understand there are wiser ways to use minions, you could make yourself fabulously wealthy, you could combat global warming, or even start a religion. Why not, right?

My life is perfect, with two big exceptions. I hate putting away the folded laundry, and I hate dusting the floorboards. Clearly I need minions.


4 thoughts on “What would you do with an army of minions who would do whatever you tell them?”

  1. I’m going to ask a dumb question that may even be rude or out of line, but that’s just how I am, rude and out of line most of the time…If you have a Lexus and a Jaguar and live in a million dollar home, and buy $400 Helmut Lange shirts why don’t you hire a housekeeper to clean your house, dust and do your laundry for you? You can get full time- every day help for about $400 a week or part time help for way less.

  2. hmmmmmmmm . . . army of minions. I’d want to either go with superhero or supervillain, though supervillain generally calls for minions moreso than superhero. Much of being a superhero seems to call for being a person alone on a mission to wipe the evil from the planet making the story that much more dramatic as he battles the minions on his way to the center of the circle of evil, arriving battered and nearly lifeless to wage final battle on the true enemy, the mastermind behind the minions.

  3. I already have more minions than I know what to do with. Do you know what it costs to provide healthcare to the hordes. It ain’t cheap I tell you.

  4. Laundry and dishes. Hands down. I love to cook but I hate cleaning it up and I HATE all things laundry. I know it’s super boring but I can’t help it, I’m a simple girl!!

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