I’m also neither an attorney nor a physician, but I know malpractice when I see it.
Teva and Grey Ant have joined forces to make a high heeled stiletto outdoor shoe. You know the Teva “mandal” (sandal… whatever), they added a heel.
Hopefully they are durable enough for you to poke your eyes out, because you will want to after looking at this. Even the model wouldn’t let them show her face.