Here’s the deal. Mom, Dad, Brother… y’all keep emailing me asking what the kids want, and the reality is that there’s very little they’re itching for. We have a list, it’s short. I’m publishing it here and then when you decide you want to buy them something let everyone else know please. I don’t need my kid to have 3 pair of the same shoes. Jane’s List: Converse up to the knee high tops in size 7. (yes, I know, they are just as hideous as they sound) I can’t …
Overheard at Chanukkah Last Night
DAD: So Morgan is telling me you write stuff I’m not supposed to read. ME: No, you can totally read it, it’s just heavy on the V word DAD: Huh? ME: Vagina…