DAD: So Morgan is telling me you write stuff I’m not supposed to read.
ME: No, you can totally read it, it’s just heavy on the V word
DAD: Huh?
ME: Vagina…
Hanukkah Lists
Here’s the deal. Mom, Dad, Brother… y’all keep emailing me asking what the kids want, and the reality is that there’s very little they’re itching for. We have a list, it’s short. I’m publishing it here and then when you decide you want to buy them something let everyone else know please. I don’t need … Read more