Introducing: My Father

What happens when you take a German and raise them in England?

Double the repression!

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I’m sorry Dad, but all that lawyering sounds really boring. Maybe Pat would rather work with me?

It goes on:

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The Most Fun I Ever Had in Bed

The other night I came to bed with my iPhone. It didn’t seem particularly unusual to my husband since I often stream audiobooks or This American Life and listen to it instead of sports while I go to sleep.

It was a cold night, so I turned my back to my husband, cradled the iPhone near my gut and piled on the blankets.

“Oh, my stomach hurts.” I groaned to him.

And then I pressed this button.l1070777

And there was a farting sound.

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