Because I have no filter I said these things at an eight year old’s Birthday Party. I was only there for 90 minutes. 90 long minutes.
To the Hostess:
I didn’t recognize you without wine.
To the Catholic Attorney, after she told me she’d gone to a private all girls high school:
When you got to college did you just flip your skirt up over your head, or what?
To the Dad who suggested that I need not play tennis four days a week:
Uh, yeah because my husband always dreamed of a fat and grumpy wife.
To the women who were encouraging me to go to a tittie bar with my husband:
Nothing, I was struck dumb. Still am.