When we started dating I was working crappy sales jobs and Mr. G was working crappy production jobs. One of his production jobs was walking through a snake pit, but …
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Last night I was opening a box from Kenmore. ALEXANDER: What’s in the box Mom? ME: I don’t know why don’t you help me open it? [We open the box …
Last Sunday night I went to a screening of Burlesque with my friend Heather. It was a charity event that benefited Project Angel Food, and it’s quite possible that Heather …
I picked Jane up from school a few moments ago and had the following conversation: ME: How was school? JANE: [in one big breath] Wonderful, we’re learning algebra and it …
At the dinner table: ME: Jane, I’m going to start looking at some schools, should we look at Immaculate Heart? JANE: Ooh, Joe’s sisters go there don’t they play hockey? …