The folks at Momversation called me and said, Maria wants to talk about your worst habits. I was like, “okay, so this is going to be a four minute episode? How will you edit it down?”
The folks at Momversation were like, “Well, Heather‘s going to talk about being late.”
“Hell yeah, she’s always late. I’m sitting at sushi waiting for her right now.” And then I kept nibbling on appetizers and suckling my sake, because everyone knows that I love to eat and drink. Which might be my worst habit… or it might make me delightful company. You never know.
Without further ado, today’s Momversation:
How’d you get it to not autoplay!?! PSHAW.
You made me laugh, so hard. I must confess that I share a bunch of your bad habits.
You should know by now to tell me 15 minutes before when you ACTUALLY want me there.