I picked Jane up from school a few moments ago and had the following conversation:
ME: How was school?
JANE: [in one big breath] Wonderful, we’re learning algebra and it isn’t even hard and in art class I’m making a disco/nerd Picasso guy and my muse is the Simpsons comics and mom how come you haven’t showered?
ME: Oh I’ve been busy teaching myself Drupal and I got really excited about it and ran out of time.
JANE: Mom that’s what nerds do who live in their Mom’s basement.
ME: You’re grounded.