This weekend Jane had a soccer tournament and Alexander had baseball. Mr G and I went with the divide and conquer parenting strategy. I went with Jane to Newhall and Mr G hung out with Alexander for picture day, a game and a few playdates inbetween.
When our foursome is split up we typically rely on texting quite a bit. While Jane was warming up I grabbed my iPhone and played catch up.
My father sent me a message asking where I was. Newhall, I told him. He texted me, Hot?
I moved over to texts from a girlfriend. It was so nice to see you, you look so good, I love your hair… you know the standard stuff. She texted me a question about my shorts, they are cute where did they come from?
I watched a little soccer and then there was a break in the game. I picked up the phone and started sending replies.
I replied to my father’s question about hot: Hot as hell and tacky as shit.
And then I replied to my girlfriend’s question about my shorts: Why thank you.
Except I sent them to the wrong peoople, so the text threads looked like this.
DAD: Hot?
ME: Why thank you.
FRIEND: I love your shorts.
ME: Hot as hell and tacky as shit.
I have tried, unsuccessfully to scrub this from my brain. So I figured I’d share my therapy moment with all of you.
bahaha your poor puzzled father.
This cracks me up!
I love when I get texted by mistake. I always try to figure out the rest of the conversation. ;)
My worst fear is sending a regular tweet that was meant to be a DM. Not that I DM anything bad, mean, or racy, but you know the one time I do, it’ll be sent to everyone.
I am laughing so hard!!! I’m sure they were both utterly confused! I have done this before, and they always baffle the unsuspecting recipients :)
I’m laughing right along with you because I’ve most certainly been there and done that!
I must say, thank you for the giggle. It made my day just a little. I’ve been in the same boat as you, only I asked a male friend when his pregnancy due date was. LOL
LOL!! This was a funny read. Gotta love embarrassing yourself like this. And thank you for sharing with us, makes me feel better about myself :)
You are at least adept at returning texts during kids activities. My daughter nails me everytime for not paying attention during her activities so I must refrain otherwise I must incur the bad parent rap.
Funny post!!
heheheehehe this is bad but funny as hell! my sympathies :)
LMAO!! I really needed a good giggle today! that’s funny!!