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July 2010

Things I Should Not Tell New/Expecting Parents

Things I should let parents discover on their own:

  • You love each child differently, but you don’t love one more than the other
  • Babies are resilient, and sometimes we drop them
  • Heads bleed a lot, if there is water involved it is even more dramatic
  • The sun will rise and set on you, until third grade, then they will realize you are not cool
  • Diapers leak, and not just urine escapes
  • Childbirth hurts, no amount of blowing hee into the air will take the pain away
  • Your breasts will never be the same again, this is not a good thing
  • It only gets more expensive

Every other part of it is really quite wonderful, but good grief I should have my jaw wired shut when talking to new parents.