First You Punch Your Kid in the Face

And then you do a blog tour about how to discipline a child with love and laughter. No? This doesn’t work?

Or first you’re Con Agra, and you defile America’s Food, lobby to get masses of corn derivatives into everything, rename high fructose corn syrup, donate some left over bags of Slim Jims to shelters, and then ask the mommy bloggers to support you.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING? Ladies, your children are being poisoned, they are fat, they have diabetes, and their expected lifespan is shorter than ours. Don’t punch your kid in the face and then give parenting advice.

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