Mothers Day Gift Guide

There will be no Mother’s Day Gift Guide, because no one really reads them, and my mom reads my blog so she’d just find out what she’s getting.

If you don’t live near your mom, today would be a good day to get a card in the mail.

All we really want is a clean house. I’d like a day where I don’t have to cook, clean or flush the toilet for anyone. I don’t mind dusting or laundry, it’s the shit that puts me over the edge.

And really, don’t spend too much on us, because ultimately it’s our money too, and if we want something we prolly already bought it while you were at the office.

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