At last night’s soccer practice Junior was in cute overload mode. He was freshly fluffed and bouncing around the sidelines looking for love wherever he could find it.
One of the moms on the team was sitting in her chair and put her hand down to pet him. Junior bounced over to her and we compared notes. We both have poodles.
Aren’t they smart.
Well yes they are.
And easy to train.
My goodness Junior was trained in a day.
They don’t bark.
We nodded at each other knowingly because all those other assholes at the park have horrible beastly barking dogs.
And then Junior lifted his leg and peed all over her daughter’s soccer water.
If anyone knows where I could find a Bubba Keg I’d be grateful.