I swear I just wander around town asking, “What day is it?”
I know that corporate taxes were due yesterday and that tomorrow I have to wear green, but I don’t really know exactly what day of the week it is. I’m not worried that I’m losing it because I’ve always been this way. I used to look at a newspaper each morning to find out what happened the day before, but newspapers have gone the way of the dodo bird. Which reminds me, I need to cancel my subscription to the LA Times.
Do you know what day it is? Do you care?
Am I the only person who neither knows nor cares what day of the week it is?