In Case You Were Worried
There was almost a tragedy here. You see there’s this pair of booties that I’d been coveting.
Like everything covetable they were ridiculously expensive and teetering into the range of overpriced. So I waited. Then I waited some more. Then Christmas week arrived and they were 40% off at Bloomingdales and I thought about it. Then there was another 20% off and I thought, “Why the hell not?” And a trigger was pulled.
Of course by the time they got to be 40% off and then another 20% off on top of that for a grand total of 52% off (trust me on the math okay) all the good sizes were gone. By “good” sizes I mean my size. The guy in the shoe department gave me a song and dance about how there are only 3 pair left in the system and he’d order them and hope they arrived.
When we came back from our trip I was greeted by an enormous box from Bloomies and I assumed it was my new bed linens. Remind me to tell you about my new bed… actually remind me to buy a new bed. All we have now is a mattress set. The bedroom is looking a little neglected.
The box. The box was massive and rattly and lo and behold it had my booties in it. I squeed a little and slipped them onto my feet. They would have fit if my toes naturally came together into a perfect little point. I love everything about these shoes except they’re torture devices.
I did what every blogger does when shoes don’t fit and there are no replacements to be had. I tweeted.
And Bethany answered.
@JessicaGottlieb Do it – they’re so good and you have tons of stuff they work with. Aaaaaand done.
— Bethany Winters (@LAStylistMom) January 3, 2014
I was actually considering keeping the shoes because I love them so much but then a few minutes later Bethany tweeted this
I want these and the price is epic but I can’t walk in them. http://t.co/Z9iSYKSajR pic.twitter.com/RMTcDY3JTM
— Bethany Winters (@LAStylistMom) January 3, 2014
I took it as a sign and last night I packed up my booties and headed to Bloomies for a refund. I also needed to grab some Wen at Sephora. So I did the late night bootie return. I was wearing my son’s favorite outfit. Yoga pants, a tee, Nikes and a smattering of cat fur. I hear it’s like glitter for the lonely. I walked up to the shoe department and asked to return the shoes.
“Fendi runs really small.” Karen in shoes said, “Would you like the next size up?”
I stammered, “You have the next size up? Will you honor the sale price?”
When the answers were yes and yes I almost cried and Karen disappeared into wherever shoe people go to retrieve me a yellow box of self esteem.
I practically danced out of Bloomies with my new shoes at the old price and popped into Sephora where I picked up some hair conditioner and lip treatment. My kids are dying in the heater/air conditioning climate we’re currently in. While checking out at Sephora I flipped past a $50 Bloomingdales coupon that expires on January 8th.
“What day is it?” I asked the clerk. She checked her register and told me it was the 6th and I fairly ran out of Sephora to Bloomies.
“Hi Karen, you’re not going to believe this. I found a coupon!” I declared, wrongly thinking she’d be happy for me.
“Oh those never work on Fendi.” She said, “But we can try.”
So for the second time in 20 minutes I returned a pair of booties and a miracle of all miracles occurred and the $50 coupon worked.
So basically my shoes were ThisClose to free. Or not. But they fit and I’m going to wear them everywhere so get used to them.