overheard

Because I have no filter I said these things at an eight year old’s Birthday Party. I was only there for 90 minutes. 90 long minutes.

To the Hostess:

I didn’t recognize you without wine.

To the Catholic Attorney, after she told me she’d gone to a private all girls high school:

When you got to college did you just flip your skirt up over your head, or what?

To the Dad who suggested that I need not play tennis four days a week:

Uh, yeah because my husband always dreamed of a fat and grumpy wife.

To the women who were encouraging me to go to a tittie bar with my husband:

Nothing, I was struck dumb. Still am.