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Jessica Gottlieb

Jessica is a blogger in Los Angeles who loves to drive slow cars fast, play tennis and try to keep her foot out of her mouth.

Out of the Mouths of Babes

I picked Jane up from school a few moments ago and had the following conversation:

ME: How was school?

JANE: [in one big breath] Wonderful, we’re learning algebra and it isn’t even hard and in art class I’m making a disco/nerd Picasso guy and my muse is the Simpsons comics and mom how come you haven’t showered?

ME: Oh I’ve been busy teaching myself Drupal and I got really excited about it and ran out of time.

JANE: Mom that’s what nerds do who live in their Mom’s basement.

ME: You’re grounded.

I win?