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Jessica Gottlieb

Jessica is a blogger in Los Angeles who loves to drive slow cars fast, play tennis and try to keep her foot out of her mouth.

Sixth Grade

My mother has moved again (this is a phrase you should be familiar with, she moves a lot). This time she unloaded a box o’crap on me that included my Sixth Grade English Notebook. I want y’all to know that I wrote excellent poems in sixth grade and I got all A’s. Mixed in with the batch of excellent poety is this essay. I assume that the assignment was to write about a recent event, but I can’t be sure.

Here it is. You know you want to thumb this up on YouTube, because I am kind enough to repeatedly embarass myself for y’all.